Sunday, April 28, 2013

The Warm Weather Staple


Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you THE spring/summer staple--the linen shirt! For yo convenience, I have put together three outfits with the blue table cloth all for different occasions. Enjoy...

Outfit 1: The hardworker who winds down on the weekends to be with his kids or drink Coronas on the beach...you tell me.




 As someone who spent the first seventeen years of his life predominantly behind the camera, stepping in front was a bit of a challenge. I gave myself a list of three criteria needed to make a photo "post-worthy": 
1. Let mah character shine through (CHECK)
2. Wear some rockin' garb (check)
3. Try mah hardest to look skinny. (shit)

I think we all know the type of person who would wear this. 1. A kid like me who doesn't throw on his Nike's and basketball shorts every time he leaves the house and strives to look somewhat decent on a daily basis. 2. The twenty-six to forty-year-old business man who takes off on Sundays to spend time with his family and friends. 

Outfit 2: The New Yorker in The Hamptons on Memorial Day Weekend who drives a Range Rover... probably. 




The white jean has long been a confusion for both men and women. For women, when can I wear it? For men, am I allowed to? I say YES ten times over. White is such a versatile color, and it's a fresh take on the classic summer chino for men. Contrary to popular belief, they are masculine. They're perfect for going to a BBQ, out to dinner, or going on errands. They'll slowly but surely become one of your basics. However, while we're on the topic of basics/staples, I think there is something really ironic and quirky about them. I'm not talking about white tees and navy blazers, but the things that are your basics (i.e. military boots) are things that three or four years ago you could have never pictured yourself wearing, but now they're your most worn-in shoe. Bowties are another one. I mean, for years we have associated the bowtie with the iconic characters of Pee Wee Herman and Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor, but now we tie one happily with a pair of jeans and a crisp white shirt. Funny how the world  spins, isn't it? Could it be that the people we call nerds, geeks, and the freaks of our generation are actually the fashion prophets for the generations to come? We will never know. 

Outfit 3: The prep who plays polo, went to Princeton, and lives for the Kentucky Derby. 



 #candid 
Last but, not least dress up your linen shirt. Hell, do what I did and do linen on linen, if you think you can pull it off. I'm going to a Derby Party and I think I'll wear this. Greatest part? You can throw a sweater over your shoulders and pretend to be an Italian walking along a dock in Venice. How is it that, in some cultures, simple touches like draping a sweater over your shoulders becomes mainstream? In America, the sweater drape has become a fashion (we can't really call it a trend because it came and never left) reserved for the wealthy to wear. But eff that. Let everyone wear it. The only problem is the reason Italians can pull it off is they have the benefit of swarthy good looks, stubble they grew in the last six hours, and a vintage Vespa..... so we don't have a chance. 

Outfit 1: shirt J. Crew outlet, shorts J. Crew (last season), Boots J. Crew, Hat Dad's
Outfit 2: shirt J. Crew outlet, Jeans Levis, Belt old & tagless, Shoes 1901, Hat Hat Shop in Florence, Watch Swatch, iPad Case Herschel (gifted)
Outfit 3: Shirt J. Crew outlet, Glasses Tom Ford, Pants Brooks Brothers, Belt Vineyard Vines Kentucky Derby Collection, Shoes Johnston & Murphy, Sweater Gap Outlet ($15!), Watch Tissot 

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PS Many apologies for the hiatus! I had to get my life together, but I'm back and have just turned 18, so WATCH OUT. 










Sunday, March 31, 2013

Half Birthday




HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE HAMPTONITE! 

Today marks the six month/half birthday for mah baby. It has been a blast bloggin' and posting for everyone who reads it. Best part is... my life is finally beginning to wind down so I can post for y'all and make the blog supa fun and funky. 

Happy Easter to everyone, as well. I will try to force my sister to take pictures of me later so you can see my "tan" (aka red as hell skin). Cross your fingers that she will. Since, I don't have outfit pictures for you, I thought I would leave you with two pictures of last night's sunset on Sanibel Island. My family and I have been going here every year of my life for as long as I can remember. It's home to literally THE most beautiful sunsets, and that's saying alot coming from a Hamptons local. 

Deuces,

Jack

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Monday, March 25, 2013

SOHO Adventures

 









My all time favorite New Yorker

I am wearing: Hat American Eagle, Sweater Gap ($15.99!), Shirt Brooks Brothers Black Fleece, Bowtie H&M, Denim Gap, Sneakers Converse, Sunglasses Ray Bans, Backpack Herschel

I went to the city yesterday with my cousins, who snatched up faux Chanels like hot cakes (my favorite saying of all time). Canal Street is great for genuine counterfeit things (pun intended), if anyone is in need of some cheap shopping next time they're in New York. As promised, outfit photos were taken. 

College acceptance letters have been coming in the mail recently, and *drumroll* I have decided. I will be attending ___________ in New York next year. I can't tell you because you might come and kill me.... #preach. But actually. I trust most of you; it's the rapists I'm scared of. 

Deuces, 

Jack 

PS wish me luck in the snow... until I scurry off to Florida. 


Saturday, March 23, 2013

Belgian Waffles... from Belgium









 
"Please Sir can I have some more?"

There's something to be said for a waffle thats been "ironed" and not simply defrosted and stuck in the toaster. It's so fluffy, light, and delicious... like a pillow pet. I tried my very hardest to make these healthy waffles. I really wanted to make 'em whole wheat, but I couldn't bring myself to ruin a perfectly good batch of waffles. So, I looked for fruit in my fridge only to find a kiwi and celery, neither of which is complementary. So I bailed on the healthy idea, and I made them all natural. Which to me means, bisquick, water, vegetable oil, powdered sugar, and Vermont maple syrup from The Vermont Country Store. Needless to say, they were incredible!

I'm headed into the city tomorrow to meet my cousins for Spring shopping and dinner on the upper west side. I bought a few goodies yesterday, which were all on supa sale. I am headed toward the sun and warm weather on Wednesday. I go to Florida each year, so it isn't anything special, but it's definitely well-deserved and much-needed. Spring break 2013!

Bonsoir, 

Jack  

Jack